The World Is A Vampire
Posted on Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 at 10:40 pmOH MY GOD A COCKROACH CRAWLED ON MY HAND. Yeah, it was hiding on the back of a chopping board. So I flicked it onto a bench while freaking out, and shot a rubber band at it which broke off a long, hairy leg. Unfortunately I couldn’t finish him off because the force knocked him a few metres across the kitchen and under my mum’s computer desk.
Today, I wore my luckey holey shirt. It’s a cheap, raggedy shirt with holes in the front and back that have grown there over time. I’m very fond of the shirt, and it’s cool and light in summer. It’s all in all a very good shirt. Wuggs doesn’t like it, humof. Nobody does. They can’t understand just how damn comfortable it is, even today in the very hot weather I still felt okay.
You can eat my dog, you can eat my truck
But you eat my shirt, then you’re out of luck
Kill Zoidberg! Goodnight!
WHATTTTTTT BISH. I didn’t say I didn’t like the shirt. T_T
I said you probably should have worn something less holey out… -sigh-
I’ll get you new clothes, you holebag. I mean, I wouldn’t wear my ragdoll dress out in public… O_O
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Omggg…you must really like that shirt…considering you just wrote a poem about it xD
LOL!
IT’S TOO HOT TODAY! HOLEY SHIRT OR NOT!
Cockroach = YUCK!
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Ew cockroach :( creepy.
I have holey clothes too. I have a Nirvana shirt that I LOVE so much. When it was new, my sister borrowed it without asking and our dog jumped on her and ripped it. Didn’t bother me any, I still wear it in public XD
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